In hockey, there's a funny expression when your teeth get knocked out. Spittin' chiclets. Funny until it happens to you, that is. Unfortunately, it also happens in the middle of an ad career if you don't stay on your skates. Helping folks navigate the messy middle of their advertising careers is why Book Two of the Advertising Survival Guide exists. Well, that and an excuse to share embarrassing true stories masquerading as career mentorship. Puck. Duck. Fuck. That was a close one.