Liftoff and Ascent - Stage One of the Advertising Survival Guide

(If we sell it here, we don’t have to pay Amazon royalties)

A hand-signed, hot-off-the-presses, paperback version of Chew With Your Mind Open, the Advertising Survival Guide featuring vintage CSA Advertising artwork. You'll also get a "Chew-brain" sticker and a debossed hot-pink bracelet.

It's as if the swag wagon hit an oil slick and plowed directly into your mailbox while miraculously causing no damage whatsoever to your book. Offer limited to the United States. International shipping is a nightmare and I'd hate to end up on some God-forsaken "person of interest" list.